All along, it was as if there was a voice saying, “Wait for it. . . Wait for it…” That is one of the most important things I have learned in this life is to wait for the punchline.
I have always acknowledged that the strongest drives of man are for “Food, sex, a good bowel movement, a sensible nap in between, and a warm place to conduct all of the above, not always in that order.
Create in me a clean heart and renew a right spirit in me. Cast me not away from Thy presence Lord, and take not Thy Spirit from me. Restore the joy of my salvation. Uphold me with Thy free spirit. Lord have mercy on me.